- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

A guy walks into a bar

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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