Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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