- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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