- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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