What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Anti Joke

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