What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Knock knock... Home invasion

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

My mom

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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