Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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Weaner

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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