- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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