Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

knock knock come in !

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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