Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

An anti-joke

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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