- Anti Joke

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Man U

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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