Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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