When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Read a Book.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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An anti-joke

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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