Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What's half of 8? o

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Bitch

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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