A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What is green and slow Grass.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why so serious ?

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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