A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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