what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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