- Anti Joke

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.