- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

brock has small hands for a small job

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

the power to turn magnetism into light

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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