- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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