whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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One time i was sitting down

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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This isn't funny.

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