What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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No it doesnt..

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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9/11

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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where is the world?

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Knock Knock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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