My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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