What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Good job, son.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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