- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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