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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.