'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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