- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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