Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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