I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Pickles are moist.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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My Butthole.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Anti Joke

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