What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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