- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

whats hairy and crys your mom

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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