Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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guess what>? your mum lol

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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