What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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