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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's half of 8? o

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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