- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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