- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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