what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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I was watching Fox news.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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go F*** yourself

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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