why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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I love you

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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whats black? the colour

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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