- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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