What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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PENIS that is all

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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