- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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