- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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