Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

The Princess is in another castle

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

One, two, three, four and five

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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