Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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