What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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