- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

knock knock come in

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

race-car = rac-ecar

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

u know whats a crime? rape

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