- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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