- Anti Joke

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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