- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

The Princess is in another castle

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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