What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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