- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

knock knock Goodbye

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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