What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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