A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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