- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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