- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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