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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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