- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why so serious ?

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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