- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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