- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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