- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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