- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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