- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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