a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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women's rights

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Atheism

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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