- Anti Joke

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.