- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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