Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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