- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

You're welcome. On to the next house.

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