- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What does greg and Ian have in common?

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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