- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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