- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

[Set up] [No punch line]

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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