- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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