How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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