- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A lot eh?

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what are you mike bibby?

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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