Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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