- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

So a bar walks into a man...

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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