Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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