Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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A lot eh?

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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I'm homeless.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Anti Joke

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