- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

I shot a bitch.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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