Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

all these jokes are horrible now

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

autistic kids rock

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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