- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

So a bar walks into a man...

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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