Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A lot eh?

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Anti Joke

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