What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

Sex education in Texas,

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Women's Rights

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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