NASCAR being considered a sport.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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