- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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