What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

who is gay wit mon james cornish

A paralysed man falls over.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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