- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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