- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

can you pass the soap?

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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