It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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