what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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