- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

A paralysed man falls over.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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