Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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knock knock come in !

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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