What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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