Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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