What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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