roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Knock knock Fuck off!

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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