Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

what are you mike bibby?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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