- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

A pope meets another one

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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