- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

James Patrick Campbell

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