whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

what are you mike bibby?

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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