There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

I'm homeless.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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