Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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