- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Knock knock. Its open.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Firgen and the blung brigade

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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