Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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A guy walks into a bar

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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