- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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