Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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