What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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