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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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