- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Can midgets still have big dreams?

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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