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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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