how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

PENIS that is all

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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