what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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dallen loves penis

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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