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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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