- Anti Joke

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.