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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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