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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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