- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Face...the other white meat!

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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