- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

What happened to the twins? 9/11

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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