- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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