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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

knock knock who's there? faith

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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