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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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