- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

whats green and slimy? green slim

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

I enjoy Popcorn

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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