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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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