- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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