What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

There's my tractor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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