Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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One time i was sitting down

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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