- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

I think everybody should have a penis.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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