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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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