- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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