Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

a irish man walks past a bar

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Anti Joke

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