Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Fat? Jesse Z

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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