- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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