Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

thumb_up thumb_down -11

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

3021 North Broadway Avenue

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what is worse than a guy pissed?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

thumb_up thumb_down -11

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops