A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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