What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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