Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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