- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Whats 1+1? window!

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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