Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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I asked her where you were.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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