- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Gay rights.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Want to hear a joke? No.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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