- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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