What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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