How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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